Four Day Weekend: the card game for those who work-ish! Find an excuse to stay home from work. Decide what you’re really doing while you’re taking a break from the rigors of productive employment. Figure out how you’re going to get food, shelter, transportation, and cash while you’re blissfully off the clock!

First, find an excuse to not show up for work today. Something your boss will find plausible, of course.

Next, figure out what you're going to actually do with all that free time.

You'll need some cash, shelter, transportation, and food while you're slacking.

And finally, pick up some bonuses. A semi-dedicated worker like you probably deserves a bonus.